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Post-valentines adrenal failure

If you're not good at making hand-held bouquets, commit to making 50 in 2 days. Buy $1800 worth of flowers on a prayer with no pre-orders. Take over your whole house with floral detrius. Beg your friends to spread the word. Feel full of tears–like up to the neck, full of 'em–at the response and support of all these people who order from you, tell their friends, give you feedback, offer to help. Fall in love with your boyfriend again (even more than usual) when he shows you how to make a multi-point pin-drop map with Google. Make something huge...


BRB Stressing

I've had this taste in my mouth for like three days that I acutely remember as being the taste of that anti-nail-biting paint my mom used to put on my sucking thumb. I stalwartly sucked my thumb anyway, because I love my own bad habits. I'd put my blanky over my head and become totally invisible. But it's a disgusting taste and I hate it, and it's been with me all week.

 

 

I got knocked out by a flu this week. Sick like i haven't been in ten years. When I...


A Year in Review

Well, this took longer than I expected. To actually write. I've been having a really good January. Maybe one of my best ever. Blogging when you're pumped on everything and writing project proposals etc etc is much harder to keep up with than when say, you're depress-y and feeling self-indulgent. My cat is sitting on the table behind me, fucking with something. Like a dick. A beautiful sweet terrorist, she is (her name's Z).

I've always been a fan of lists, so the closing of a year is a great time for me to be on the internet. Best new...


It was Ian's birthday

He's 30 now. I put a lot of pressure on us both for this birthday to be AMAZING. Started planning all the options like 3 months ago, and have been bringing it up with increasing urgency for about that long. Birthdays are synonymous with being loved, to me. My family used to make a big deal out of birthdays. You get to choose every meal that we'd eat that day. A big fat family dinner, presents, a golden carriage to pick you up from school. Bribes sent to your crush to kiss you in the cafeteria in front of everyone,...